Haha, nah. They’ll just casually throw anyone who isn’t Donald Trump Sr. or his hot-piece-of-ass daughter* (Sorry, DTJ) under the bus.

For further listening on Paul Manafort and reasons to hate him, check out this podcast, Behind the Bastards, from How Stuff Works:

I’ll pay more for quality anyway. For example, I try to buy higher-shelf tools rather than cheap shit that will break or wear out. However, I will check out Harbor Freight for occasional-use tools. (I’ll actually purchase Harbor Freight over a couple of the mainstream brands).

Damn, that was dope until it turned into a snuff film.  

That picture aroused me, too.

Maybe this will cheer you up: You can purchase The Boring Company swag, but the only thing I saw that makes any sense is the thong or maybe panties.  However, I think men’s underwear would make more sense than lady thongs.

I thought the $15k was shut up and go away money. I know it was for a position in the ‘Trump campaign’, but I figured that was just a way to pay her off. Even if you had to show up, you wouldn’t be in his presence much. Then you just have a sudden case of the shits and lock yourself in the restroom. It would be better…

Ya’know, I look at these people and think “I would never do that, the money can’t be worth it.” Then I see an actual number and... well it turns out maybe I’m a man-whore after all.

I agree, I do not get the point of just growing out the hair on the top of your head. 

Don’t care. That’s the great thing about pictures, video, and (I can’t believe I’m saying this) Instagram. As long as he doesn’t say too much, he can be perfect. Based on the few ‘gram captions I’ve read, he’s either a sweetheart, or pandering.

His mom does not look old enough to have a child who is grown-ass man. Especially one so big and hunky and dreamy...

Ok, I’m going to stop, I swear.

I’d like to sit on his lap, although I could do without the dancing pec thing. And I could only hope to act as cool as this woman (as in I would probably turn into a drooling idiot).

Ooof, so many back injuries.

One of my nephews had a motorcycle when he was in his late teens.  He must have had a small scrape-up or something and the doctor asked her why she let him have a bike and she said she couldn’t stop him.  He said he didn’t see any marks on him where he had beaten him.

This is the kind of guy that if women and/or gay men were in charge instead of the current patriarchy could bring down presidential administrations.

I would submit that the man-bun is perfectly acceptable, it’s just been over-played, especially by hipsters. Like “My Heart Will Go On.” It was such a beautiful song until every radio station decided to try to wear out the tape or disc it was on.

BUT, he’s good with children:

Then don’t look at his Instagram.

That’s going in the spank bank...