I blacked out the gold part of my bowties. Some of the Chevrolets have a bow-tie-blackout option.

And it’s on the wrong side of the car!

If you try and tell young people of today that, they won’t believe you.

It’s not a Subaru, it’s some boring-ass crossover. I tried to compare pictures of the back end, but I fell asleep.

I bet you’re right.

Don’t let some butthurt snowflake get to you.

Hasn’t anybody told these dumbasses that we already have this?

Trident Missile Loading Operator driving the golf cart who got the DUI charges

If he didn’t already have funding lined up, he needs to start saying this was a weed joke and forget about it. Even if he was serious about it, but didn’t have funding in place, he said he did.

I can see the golf cart... but the horse knows the way home.  

Unless he actually did have funding secured, he probably needs to say it was a weed joke.

Thank you. I wanted to post one of those, but I can’t post images at work.  

I live in upstate SC and according to my husband, who grew up here, that area still has Klan activity.

Obama is so fucking classy.  If I had been him, on my last day, I would have had a press conference and said “Fuck all y’all.  I tried to do everything for you crazy bastards and you shit all over me for 8 years.  Fuck y’all, fuck your white tears, I’m going back to Kenya! Peace out, bitches!

I believe further demonstrate the suspect’s level of intoxication racism”

Did she go to this “high [sic] accredited university” to study English (ha) or get her MRS degree?

You left out “corgi enthusiast and well-known truck mechanic,”

I think Lizzie 2 only drives on royal estates.  

But if you consume soy, you might become a feminized soyboy libtard-cuck.