Dan and Roseanne? And their brats? Ugh.

Who knows? Maybe For Sweden is/will be some focal point in time where he saves the world or is the last man left to repopulate it.

Do you mean the game, or....?

Alpenfahrt

Because their backs won’t be torn up from bending down and reaching over their heads all day.

While I support the #proletariatrevolution, I doubt this will reduce muscle mass of folks who are lifting watermelon equivalents over their heads all day, but their backs will be ready to fight in the revolution.

AND, according to Walker’s statement, when Spears hit his car, the car hit him and the officer.  It doesn’t look like it hit them hard, but it could have easily been much worse.

It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.

Oh yeah, I forgot what car dealerships are like.

The dealer could turn around and offer owners $900 and use the other $100 to compensate for the cost of locating owners.

In the mid-nineties, when we were in high school, my cousin bought one (Reliant?) and spent more on the sound system he put in it than the car itself.  Which probably wasn’t hard.

Are there even any K cars left? Some weirdo on the Internet even buried one because he couldn’t think of anything better to do with it.

Jolie Kerr told me not to buy foam mattresses because you basically can’t clean them.  I’m gonna have to go with my queen on this one...

Jolie Kerr told me not to buy foam mattresses because you basically can’t clean them.  I’m gonna have to go with my…

Having FCA contact Jalopnik to complain about the initial account would throw us off the track and make it think it couldn’t be the real Sergio.

Shit that didn’t work right, but you get the idea.

this small car includes a full-size spare tire.

Isn’t a group of nuns called a shame?

That’s why you and I should stay away from betting.

I think they often do it late at night when sensible folk are in bed.

licking tuna