What?? No! Socks? No!

I am pretty sure my eyeballs just fell out because of this game.

So much side-eye. Lol.

I think the main question is why anyone would want to hack a baby monitor. I am confused and perturbed as to why this is an issue.

I would bite the fuck out of all these.

I LOVE these people and there terrible no good “silent shower” gift grab! How else am I going to get my fix of self-satisfied righteous indignation with no uncomfortable side effects? I eat this shit UP!

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Mine was peach.

Tate is still my favorite. The rubber suit cinched it.

Personally, having a full bladder makes it easier for me to squirt. (And I can gush for ages and still have a full bladder, so I don’t believe it is pee.)

I am so totally all about the separate bank accounts. My money/ my debt is mine, your money/ your debt is yours. We pool our money for bills, of course, but other than that we control our own finances.

We are about to get married, though, so I am a little concerned about how we are supposed to do our taxes. I want to…

I can’t even understand the concept of doing half a chore. Either I am going to finish the fucking thing, or I completely forget to do it in the first place.

“Gentleman caller.” Perfect! I ran with “boytoy” for a while. Not quite as classy. Heh.

Swimming chicken legs?

That he exists.

I don’t know why I read these because I have no idea what any of it meant.

So flowy! My feminine side just popped a lady boner.

Did you ever play Kingdom of Loathing? It doesn’t have the cutsie games, but I wasted a good year mucking about there.

Ahhh, I used to play on NeoPets ALL THE TIME. Now I can’t even remember what my creature’s name was, let alone what kind it was. And I used to spend so much damn time trying to get those colorful, fucking eggs. And didn’t they have a house you could build? And like little pets of their own or something?

Shit. I think…

S’cause they are!