THIS. WAS. DELIGHTFUL.

For a scary story, this was just delightful!

Why are prom dresses always so awful??

UGH. Fucking Dave.

SOOOOO BEAUTIFUL!

Beetle wings?? THAT IS SO AWESOME!

WHY DID I READ THIS?? I don’t even have a penis and I’m horrified!

I read this as “Fates and Furries.” I think because the blue looked a bit like plushy fabric. :3

No remorse, just sad he is being punished! Asshole.

I want to know which company made this latex bra. So pointy!

I love how creepy yet innocuous this is. It’s a ghostly presence! But it is urging you to fill out insurance forms! Lol. What a cute, old ghost.

Cat ghost stories = ALL THE STARS!

Lilac bushes AND sexy half-cat men? Sign me up ! (I assume they are sexy, because I CAN).

YES YES YES YES YES! I have been waiting all year for this!!

Awwww! You poor chubby wumpkins! Look at that squishy little face! *pines*

Blue Brie. AND IT IS SO HARD TO FIND!!

OMG. I cook dinner regularly. Like, every night except one (yay eat-out night!) and I am always looking for inexpensive, healthy, easy to make meals because hey, I work full time and go to school full time! And you know what? They (pretty much) don’t exist! It’s like a pick two scenario. You can have inexpensive and…

*chortle*

I kind of dig this? I think?