THIS. WAS. DELIGHTFUL.

For a scary story, this was just delightful!

Why are prom dresses always so awful??

UGH. Fucking Dave.

Must be the new Avengers movie.

Aughuaaaa! <3's

SOOOOO BEAUTIFUL!

Beetle wings?? THAT IS SO AWESOME!

WHY DID I READ THIS?? I don’t even have a penis and I’m horrified!

Lol. I feel you. I live in Kansas, and while the cost of living is one of the lowest in the country, THERE IS A REASON FOR IT. The midwest is terrible!

I can’t help but find tiny apartments and housing adorable. I’ve always had a thing about miniaturized things, and tiny spaces fit right into that.

That said, coming from a state where I paid $300 for a one bedroom apartment, I simply cannot wrap my head around a $2500 closet. Bonkers!

I read this as “Fates and Furries.” I think because the blue looked a bit like plushy fabric. :3

I love Terry Pratchett’s Death!

No remorse, just sad he is being punished! Asshole.

I want to know which company made this latex bra. So pointy!

I love how creepy yet innocuous this is. It’s a ghostly presence! But it is urging you to fill out insurance forms! Lol. What a cute, old ghost.

Cat ghost stories = ALL THE STARS!

Lilac bushes AND sexy half-cat men? Sign me up ! (I assume they are sexy, because I CAN).

YES YES YES YES YES! I have been waiting all year for this!!