Meanwhile, Olympic-level trolling inside:

How disgusting is it that the President of the United States is trying to pull off this long discredited Dale Carnegie bullshit on other actual world leaders?

I have to write a paper for my Business Communications class on Cultural Sensitivity and with Trump, it’s practically writing itself. I’m sure the protocol office is laughing/crying.

It further proves one can’t buy class.

According to Canadian media present in the oval office, the handshake photo op was tense and dead silent. “not a single word”.

So, let’s be clear, Trump tried to pull a physical domination move on this man:

He aight.

I’m Canadian (Montreal). From my perspective, he’s more centre than left. I think he’s good, but he could be better.

This is so deliciously good.

I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

“Aides confer in the dark because they cannot figure out how to operate the light switches in the cabinet room.”

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?

The entire Washington Post newsroom saw it happen because it was right outside the window. The police kept denying it even as reporters were like, “Uhhhh we have footage/bleeding ears.”

Can confirm the indiscriminate use of flashbangs; I was about 100 feet away from them* when they were going off and those things are fucking loud. The police would throw them down and then rush forward at the same time, grabbing anyone who was too stunned to back away.

Never mind that they are trained to yell “Stop resisting” no matter what’s going on so that bystanders think they are in the right or so they can pile on the charges later.

I wish I could say I was shocked, but I’m not. Resisting arrest is a blatantly stupid charge because, let’s be honest, if you’ve got four officers pinning you to the ground and using strikes and possibly a baton on you, you’re going to move from pain, from being restrained, from having your airway cut off, etc.