I think these heels just gave me a lady boner.

I hate the coats, but I LOVE THE DRESSES! I am disturbed by how much I love this collection.

Make this in black and I will be a freaking goth PRINCESS.

Wow. Not my style, but wow. This is really nice!

"Alan Elliott of Baby Moses Dallas explained to KDFW that the mother could have avoided any criminal charges if she had taken advantage of Baby Moses laws by carrying the child to term, and then dropping it off at a safe baby site like a fire station."

Light poles?

We had to watch a birthing video in seventh grade. SEVENTH GRADE! It was traumatizing. I swore right then that I was never having babies. AND I NEVER WILL.

I was terrified the entire time I was watching this. DUDE YER ON A ROOF!

It's Shironeko!

Did he ever win? I hope he won.

She's one of my heroes!

The little hammy in the hamster ball was pretty cute. That was the only redeeming feature of this commercial.

How about that? I've been reading FARK links almost daily for a couple years now. I've been kinda whishy-washy about joining TotalFARK (since I'm a TotalCheapskate), but I think I finally made up my mind to support them!

I am conflicted. On one hand, I find Munchkin cats to be the epitome of cute. I mean, just look at their little bitty leggiwegs! UGH! But on the other hand, I feel like they are basically being bred for a deformity. Kitty cat legs aren't supposed to be little bitty. The cognitive dissonance is painful.

I'LL PET ALL THE WANDERING MYSTERY CATS I WANT, SIR!

This is how it should have been handled from the beginning.

I want to send this cat some flowers. And whisky. Do hospitals allow whisky? Whatever. Flowers with a bottle of whisky hidden inside.

That is exactly it! Only here the quality of the housing is low, and the neighborhoods tend to be pretty crummy.

But what does "council housed" mean? Is that the British version of our "projects"?

"Maybe you're not as chavvy as I thought you were."

I am laughing my ass off about that, and I don't even know what it means.