My fiance just mentioned Bunny Hunter to me last night. We shared a touching eye roll together.

"'no, I won't tell you, because I want my coleslaw freshly-squeezed.'"

What the everloving fuck?

". . . stymied by doll penises."

Lol. You are so funny!

Lol. BURN.

Singing??

Actually, you did get kind of lucky! I've heard the WORST stories about that diabetic candy. Apparently it causes the most energetic diarrhea on the planet. Check out the sugar-free Haribo gummy bear reviews!

Pretty!!

I find that, surprisingly, as long as you are usually a decent employee, you really don't get into trouble, either. I think good bosses recognize that even their most professional, mild-mannered employees have a breaking point.

"We all can't spend our lives wasting our husband's money." -My hero!

Wait, what? So, technically I am not eligible because I have had sex with a dude who has had sex with a dude?

Sexual assault is terrible, but this shirt is pretty awful, too.

*DROOL*

Its little tail!!

I never need watch this movie, now. Thank you Lindy. That was delightful!

NOOOOO!

Oh, Bad Dragon. I've been giggling over your toys for ages now. I can't believe you are still in business.

I met my fiancé in a dungeon at a kinky afterparty. He was just so SHINY. Needless to say, since then I have become much more familiar with latex.

But I LOVE them!