Sloots?

Diversity is so hawt!

Someone actually wrote this recently? I am just astounded at the stupidity of some people.

Please for the love of gawd let her run! I can't stand any of our current elected officials. They are all horrible, horrible people.

That was fucking delightful.

I don't even care about how weird the video is or how fancy the wedding dresses are. No, all I can think about is how terrible everyone's posture is! I'm an old person in a young person's body. . .

Lol. I wish! The whole night was just so incredibly overrated that all I wanted to do when it was over was gorge on fancy cheese. The cheese really was the best part of the evening.

Wow. That. Is. Nuts. I think I spent like $100 total on my prom stuff, and that is including the giant wedge of cheese I ended up buying after the horrible thing was over.

Is this a giant bow tie??

I just want to pet him!

I worked in a kitchen for 6 years. In my opinion, if you are preparing food that needs to be cooked, no, you shouldn't have to wear gloves. But if you are prepping something that is ready-to-eat, like a salad (or are plating something), then yes yes YES you should wear gloves!

I've worked with some of these people,…

"She said she was scared of him."

NOTHING ELSE NEEDS TO BE SAID HERE.

I remember this feeling from my abusive relationship. If you are scared, there is a reason! I am just so thankful I left before I became a victim. Unfortunately, she wasn't so lucky. May she rest in peace.

"'Can I get grilled chicken with no grill lines? Oh, and no grease, either. And a belgian waffle topped with strawberry topping, but strain the juice out of the strawberries and wash them and then dry them before you put them on the waffle. Oh, and strain the cole slaw, too. Oh, and there's too much coffee in my…

I can't help but find whiteface amusing. I mean, I get that stereotyping of any sort is harmful, but, but still! As a white person, I totally acknowledge that we are ridiculous, and a little good-natured ribbing isn't going to damage us. Hell, historically we have dished out a hell of a lot worse to everyone else. . .

O_O

How did I miss that?! <3's

*wry grin*

Wow. What dumbass media guy thought this was a good idea, anyway? Even as a "joke" it is so old and used up it isn't remotely funny anymore.

I fucking love this gif, though!

What?? Why would anyone do this?? Honestly, I find the way that some women's labia minora flute out like little flowers sexy and pretty! I am actually quite jealous! This makes me so, so sad.