I think it was meant to be!

Apparently my partner and I are your doppelgangers!

Lol. Can I join? I invited my fiance out for sex the day after meeting him for the first time. We've happily been living in sin for a year now!

Did you see the video of the woman holding her baby while giving the interview?? Hold that baby's head, lady! It may not be a newborn, but geeze! It's wobbling all over the damn place!

Who is this cat? I need a new 'Tube channel to watch!

Cinnamon and rusty spoons, please! (Although, leather and Cheetos sounds pretty awesome, too.)

That all sounds amazing! Will you be my mentor?

I invited my fiance over for sex the day after we met. Apparently that worked out just fine!

"My dick is responsible."

Lol. Thanks!! I love the different reactions it gets. Some people love it, others hate it, others are all like "Why does your name have vomit in it??" It's pretty amusing.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Betty White! She is my hero! I want so badly to be an adorably dirty old woman when I grow up.

Rebuttal!

*SPLOOSH*

O_O

Ahh, I heard this story, too! It is a classic.

I feel you. A person can survive a surprisingly long time without food (not that there won't be permanent damage to the body), but without water she would die within days. Either way, though, she really needs some professional help before things get worse.

I actually kinda super secret love whatever this is.

Everything about this video is the best thing ever

OMG! This is a real book? *dies* I fucking love absurd cookbooks. I'm going to have to nab this. . .

OMG. People actually made this stuff!! *gags* A part of me is honestly really, really impressed!