The drawings of pie are just mean! I'd look at that crap on my sandwich and be all "Where the hell is the pie??" "Why is this not pie?" It would ruin my whole day.

What kind of kitties are these?? They are so precious! They look like Persian Turkish Vans. SOOOO FLUFFY.

Humans: Puttin' things into bits since the dawn of things and bits.

Heh. I am right there with ya! I'll wear tampons if I'm swimming, but other than that, I am OUT.

Verdict: Rich people have no taste in jewelry.

Holy fucking shitballs. *virtual hug as well*

No. NO! This is AMAZING.

That soulless voice of his was what really got to me. Very, very creepy.

I WANT THAT RED MOUSE THING!

For Christmas my partner and I made glittery skulls and fish bone ornaments out of salt dough! DAMN I wish I had a picture.

I died at 2:13.

As horrifying as the hatchet would be, I think the accordion would be worse. Heh.

This is better than a kitten picture! *DED*

The only reasons a 26 year old would want to date a 17 year old is because either A) the sex (which is probably going to be terrible because she's 17!) or B) because he has the maturity level of a 17 year old.

I totally concur. When I was 16 I did the same thing.

There is no way in HELL I would be able to hang with these bad boys. I'd chew the fuckers off just to get rid of the weight.

That was weird and amazing!

Being adopted by a cat is one of the best feelings in the world.

Wow. ELEGANCE. N'uff said.