I'm dying! *guffaws*

Also, how in the world did I miss "trust" vs "thrust"? That's how I like to have sex! With lots of trust and moans. :P

That is the baddest-ass reply EVER!! Guh. I wish she were my neighbor.

OMG. I want a tiny microscope!!

GAH! Talk about the uncanny valley. These look like super-realistic caricatures!

I think the moderation thing is key. My parents did the same. I wanted Barbie crap, but they also bought me microscopes and whatnot. Denying kids what they think they want will only make them want it more, whereas coupling it with something awesome like a telescope will give them the opportunity to explore something…

I fucking loved these things. I still have, like, seven or eight of these delightful things down in the basement somewhere.

What happened to Polly?? When I was a kid, she came in a little compact-type thing, and was barley an inch tall! The appeal was more about the different compact themes than the doll itself. When did the clothes thing happen??

This is the best interpretive dance I've ever seen! Those costumes are pretty strange, though.

p'lauds

What kind of dancing is this? It is crazy awesome!

Diablo? Also, "slave matrix"??

But they are so gosh-darn PROUD of it; they just HAVE to show it off. Like, "Look what I made!!!"

*waves around imaginary penis*

This is absolutely absurd.

"We fuck who we want and we have our reasons."

DAMN STRAIT! Woohoo!

Yeah, unfortunately I feel that you are right. :/ Maybe we should empower the friends of both parties to step in when they feel something isn't right. Or even strangers. Removing either party from the situation will diffuse it, whether it means sending someone home in a cab, or blocking that individual from…

I agree that not drinking to excess is good advice for anyone, really. In almost all situations, it is better to not drink too much. And, yes, some of these suggestions are helpful. I, for one, was roofied at a party because I set my drink down and walked away from it, not realizing that that was a foolish thing to…

OMG THE FEELS! *misty eyes*

But, CONCERN!

I've loved what Emily does ever since I first came across her! She's smart, funny, and has disturbingly good posture. And, yes, she is an attractive woman, but WHO CARES? Her looks have absolutely NOTHING to do with her shows! It pisses me off that people feel that "complimenting" her on her looks is going to please…