Exactly! This is the same reason why I find the phrase "boys will be boys" is so damn offensive. No! Boys will NOT automatically be douchey leches. Just because someone has a y chromosome doesn't mean they are incapable of controlling themselves! Saying so is demeaning to men and dangerous to women.

*high five*

I couldn't listen to the entire video. So. Much. RAGE. I can't stand it! It's so offensive! Women need to dress less provocatively, 'cause sluts! Men can't control themselves, because manliness! Gag me with a spoon, people. I can't take this shit anymore.

*raucous applause*

I, actually kind of like this?

Ugh. Just, ugh. *grimaces*

High fashion is like modern art to me- completely impractical and overpriced. Also, usually visually offensive.

*horrified giggling*

Waterbears!

Have you seen Chasing Amy/Mallrats? Please tell me you have! Ohhh, the back of the Voltzwagon quote. It's classic.

Shiny. . . .

I NEVER make my bed after I get up in the morning! Never ever ever!

*shudders* The gif totally just reminded me of a short horror story I read once. I think it was Stephen King? It was about an multi-segmented finger that kept coming out of the drain. I think the protagonist ended up sawing it apart and pouring drain cleaner on it.

LOL. 26? Almost 27? Seriously??

Thank you for that. I literally laughed out loud.

Weddings. *gags* Until I met my current love affair, I NEVER EVER EVER wanted to get married. Now. Shit, now it doesn't seem too bad! We are going to get married where we met (the dungeon of the kink group we are a part of), which of course, NONE of our family will be going to! How delightful! No worries about…

Damn, it sure is dusty in here. . . *sniffles*

To all the heel-haters out there, yes, we wearers of heels are aware they aren't the best thing for our feet. Just like I know that chili-dog I had for lunch wasn't the best thing for me to eat. I also know that drinking beer and smoking aren't good for me. But you know what, I also believe in a thing called…

*cleares throat*

Excuse me? "OBLIGATED" to wear them? Is this something I am supposed to feel? Obligated to wear high heels? Because if so, I am doing something terribly wrong. I thought I wear high heels because I think high heels are sexy. My boyfriend sometimes wears heels because he thinks they are sexy, too.…

If I could have baby show leopards, I would DEFINITELY reproduce.