I feel you! I think the name of her trucking company was 2 Granny's trucking or something like that. Y'know what that means?

The quotation marks around the word "gentleman" (denoting IRONY) were the only appropriate use of quotes in this entire ad.

I so almost threw up in my mouth a little bit after I read that.

I found the "good job" to be completely mad. O_O

Best thing I have ever seen while on the road- a bright pink semi with a door decal of an elderly woman in a rocking chair smoking a cigar and knitting. What was above that in the window? An elderly woman smoking a freaking cigar and grinning at me.

Pants that FIT? Forgettaboutit. I've big hips and stumpy little legs, so apparently there isn't a pair of pants in existence that is made for me.

More disturbing than the latex underpants (which normally I have kind of a "thing" for) is the tongue stuff. Seriously, what is up with that? It's not so much sexy as really disturbing. . .

*SQUEES ALL OVER THE INTERNET*

I just looked up this Fred show thing.

When I heard that I could volunteer at the Humane Society simply to snuggle cats, I was ECSTATIC. Now I get to snuggle all the animals!! _O/

Someone stole my bright red umbrella out of my car, once. So, yeah. People will steal anything, basically.

I am not sure about all restaurants with the service charge, but in his he waived the charge if the customer felt the service was poor.

I am SO glad someone decided to write about this article! I read it a couple days ago and was rather stunned. I expected something completely different from a discussion about the patriarchy.

Heh. Thanks! I am rather fond of it, myself. :)

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I am rather impressed at how studiously you keep missing the point of the original issue.

LOL. A "grown-ass man" who totally just quoted "sticks and stones".

Dude, just for the record, a rape threat isn't an "insult". An insult would be calling you an ignorant louse (which you are). A rape threat is just that, a THREAT. Of RAPE.

Maybe you don't find someone threatening to rape you ACTUALLY threatening since, y'know, you are so obviously a macho manly-dude-type person who…

Have you ever met anyone without a big pile of crazy hidden away somewhere? I sure haven't! The trick is to find someone who thinks your particular brand of crazy is
A) normal, B) cute, C) not that big a deal.

As if that were actually easy. *wry grin*

While this may work to scare strange men away, I think this approach actually attracts the ladies because I am pretty sure I just fell in love with you. *lopsided grin*