I remember once, as a small child, sitting under the kitchen table saying "shitshitfuckfuckshit" over and over as if I had Tourettes. It was rather thrilling- like eating an entire jar of pickles, which I also wasn't supposed to do.
I hate to say it, but I think cursing children ARE THE CUTEST. The ringing of a child's "GODDAMMIT" in my ears brings joy to my heart.
I couldn't help but nervously laugh through this entire video. What century is this guy from?? It would be more amusing if it wasn't terrifying.
I want gloves to come back so bad! I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and pick up a pair for each of us.
I, uhhh, ahhhh. . . .
LAWL. How true. Child-proof packaging is already difficult enough to manage; I can't imagine trying to understand its intricacies while stoned. It'd probably devolve into me gnawing desperately at the cap/ bottle/ wrapping.
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Screw the jewels- I just want this dress! Lace. . . me gusta.
Is anyone else thinking Cujo??
Are these some of those newfangled heel-less shoes? Surely "good" girls wouldn't wear those?! *gasp*
For realisies, tho, how do those things work?
So dark. . .
For some reason I find this person more obvious than the model/s.
For some reason I find this person more obvious than the model/s themselves.
I know, I KNOW how uncomfortable/ bad for your bits wearing corsets can be, but DAMMIT they make me feel smexysmexysmexy.
I'm just gonna leave this here. . .
Just a sec. How is this staying closed right here? A hidden clasp or something? 1 belt + 1 button doesn't usually equal such closure. I'd be suffering from major peek-a-boo right now, at least.
Lol. Just go for the mind-fuck, then! It's style, yo. STYLE.