If the world ran off of righteous indignation, I think this story would supply us for ages to come. Sick.

With the Mad Men-style vibe going around, surely it is only a matter of time until it is hip to wear gloves again, right?

Screw it. Let's get some gloves!

Ugh. Fetlife. Like any online community, there are disgusting, rude, and sexist trolls lurking within them. I have to block them every time I sign on.

The last article of clothing I spent over $40 was a steel-boned corset, and only because it was on sale. I may be a cheapskate, but dammit I go for quality. *wry grin*

I love dressing up! I also love thrift stores. It is a really wicked combination. . . I have to say though, that my wardrobe is pretty friggin tight after years of rack hunting. I love that I don't have to be broke to look great. I mean, how hard is it to throw on a pretty $7 dress? Or a nice pair of $5 slacks?

Maybe I am just imagining wearing it with the ridiculous humidity we are having today. Guh.

I do love the gloves, though. I want gloves to be a thing again, dammit! I'd buy some from a thrift store, but have you SEEN those things? I swear people had tiny little doll hands back in the day.

Is it just me, or does this look horribly hot and itchy?

Please, please let this video be some sort of brilliant troll.


Please?

Ugh. The semen cocktails book. . .

I purchased "Natural Harvest: The Joy of Cooking with Semen" for my brother as a gag gift. (He is a chef.) I fully expected it to be a joke. I mean, that intro is absolutely HILARIOUS. (Seriously. Look it up.) However, when I took it out of its box for a quick look-through, I found…

Ahhh, latex. . .

This is so hilarious it is painful! Also, I absolutely love her pointy canine! It is like an adorable little fang. *swoon* GO DEATH!