To prepare for this role, Strong spent six months as an airplane.

Are you guys working on any other films? I hope so.

Well I can see why it wasn’t written about in Home Video Hell. It’s great! There really shouldn’t be a debate about that. There’s a lot of awesome laugh out loud moments, and I’m really impressed with the cast (I wish I could casually throw in Britanick and Patton Oswalt in my movie.)

I expect no less from Andre Toulon.

Consider this my Saturday night!

How about you actually read what I wrote you drooling fuckwit.

Tell me what this movie is and I promise I’ll make the time to watch it

Oh, he’s one of those cliche-spouting conservative weirdos. It’s a shame they can’t be sentenced to actually reading all those books with Bill O’Reilly’s name on them or something.

...is it boom? Have you never gotten an ounce of utility from a movie review (or even just a recommendation from a friend who shares your taste) in terms of helping you to decide whether to go see it?

Damn, Herb, you cheap. You force your staff to move out to Cali and your miserly ass won’t spring for a Coachella ticket? Boo hiss.

Nope.

But thanks for playing!

Bill Murray has always struck me as a totally awesome person to be around when he wants to be a totally awesome person to be around, and a complete and total nightmare when he doesn’t.

Or ask Lucy Liu about how he was on the set of Charles Angels

If I ever found myself writing that first sentence, the toe’s going in the trigger guard

You can at least admit that they are and always will be famous for being famous. They’ve just parlayed it from the time that they were young, until now where it’s The Real Kardashian Housewives. Sooner or later, they’ll age out and then it’ll be about their kids or some other famous for being famous person the kids…

No. What have they done to deserve forgiveness?

Come on, when REALLYBIGBABY69 weighs in with an opinion, it's time to take stock and listen. 

I’m not sure what the point of this is. Nobody here pays a subscription (would you like to?), so yes, authors need to try and write things that people will read. That’s what brings the ad dollars in.

What a fucking stick in the mud [whoever that person is] sounds like. Must be great at parties with that bullshit.

And to think Jezebel was worried about *white people* weighing in...