My high school guidance counselor was most famous for having been the guy guarding Bill Bradley in the NCAA tournament game that he scored 58 for Princeton in 1965 and always having whisky in his thermos. Not sure if the two were related.

That's a soft man's opinion.

Wish I could say. Currently there’s an oat milk shortage in Brooklyn.

Sours that aren’t super acidic can be excellent, I tend to enjoy Berliner Weisse more tho, a little tart but not mouth destroying sour. But to add seaweed and sea salt or watermelon and sea salt or whatever the fuck Virginia is doing, is just wrong. I want it to end

I read this exact same advice in Goop, except it was paprika instead of salt, oat milk instead of beer, pouring it on your clit instead of drinking it, and instead of changing your life in the abstract it eliminated the discomfort of menopause.

you are both wrong.

I already trust Jim Tomsula more than any guidance counselor I had in middle/high school.

In all seriousness, this should raise a serious discussion about whether our society should allow rehabilita-*FART NOISE*

You’d think a team from Lamigo would be friendlier. 

It’s a shame, heard he was really hoping to get a chance to play in Thailand instead. 

NBC will only charge $29.99 to look at the masking tape and crazy glue.

And you get to live in Sydney instead of Louisville.

Gotta be Legends of the Hidden Temple. Super competitive, almost no one wins. The Temple Guards were freaky as hell and watching those kids struggle with the Shrine of the Silver Monkey is the best.

No mention of the Aggro Crag OR Legends of the Hidden Temple?!?!?!  Get bent buddy.

-No love for The Temple Run in Legends of the Hidden Temple?!?!?!

Everything about Wheel of Fortune is trash but the most agonizing thing is the ridiculous percentage of the half hour you spend staring at the wheel. It’s like watching somebody else play a slot machine. Just show us the puzzle so we can guess the fucking answer, Pat. 

Yesterday’s game had 6 of 9 position players from their farm system.

The Red Sox have the highest payroll in MLB https://www.spotrac.com/mlb/payroll/

> but even Sonny Gray could’ve won this game.

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