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Beer, Titties and Left Turns
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I’m thinking it was just the simple fact that he’s dating an athlete instead of a cheerleader. Some kind of backward idiot logic that cheerleaders are subordinates of football players and the dated notion that the QB should be dating the prettiest cheerleader. “If Josh Rosen can’t even hook a cheerleader, how is he

As a Browns fan, I can say that they the least about drafting a QB.

Yeah but the Browns are like, double that. They took Manziel in the first round!

Occam’s Razor: what Browns fans use to cut themselves.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

Maybe she was ugly or a minority or something else that an NFL exec wouldn’t like, like maybe she was really tall but not super skinny. GROSS!

Unless Rosen’s girlfriend is homeless, I don’t see how any of this is relevant information.

FWIW, that wax ring looks pretty thick, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a newer toilet. If you’re stealing appliances, you’ve got at least 2 guys, so uninstalling a toilet could be done in 90 seconds. If it’s a nice toilet, you could resell for $200 maybe. So the cost benefit makes sense. I realize I’m defending

The police have nothing to go on.

If Hezonja fantasy squad, you’re doomed.

I was at this game. We cheer ten times as loud for free lotto scratch tickets than we do for the Pistons. It is actually a fun time at the arena, though. They had quite the Star Wars night production

Van Gogh to the hospital immediately!!!

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Joe Lacob just tried to have a threesome with your comment and the NBA Finals trophy.

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

the quickness with which she popped back up, got back to the net, and made another diving play the next time the ball was in their court is also very easy to overlook.

Not to mention that she jumped to avoid stepping on her teammate before she was in a position to make a play on the ball. I didn’t notice it until I watched the reverse angle

Yep, that’s an easy detail to miss. She begins the play in right front, switches to left front on the serve, and then chases that ball down all the way off the back of the court. Impressive.

Also, you are free to quibble with the use of “very,” but Judge is among the top 33% of all MLB position players in sprint speed, and just .1 behind the likes of Cameron Maybin, so yes, I dispute your initial premise that he shouldn’t have been awarded second.

Your evidence is you making a conclusory allegation that that strike zone showed Astros receiving more favorable calls than Yankees. Do you have support for that claim?