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Samer for a guy writing about Jeopardy! you have a very basic understanding of how the production works.

Havent the episodes already been filmed?

I’ve been writing bar trivia question for years and years. So believe me when I say this, you are goddamned right. It is so hard now to come up with an original question.

He doesn’t regret it though. Reread his statement. He regrets that it’s linked to the fire department.

But don’t you see, he was angry at them for not standing for the national anthem. Totally understandable.

who among us hasn’t engaged in some light-to-heavy racism on a public scale?

Ending his Facebook post with “Yes I said it” not only showed how strong Smith’s convictions were, it also proved that he has to sound out everything he writes.

i, too, hate it when i accidentally do a public racism.

Soccer? Damn near killed her...

I would have snapped up one of those $17 tickets that everyone was making fun of last night, but even if I bought one at 3:00 p.m., the goddamn stadium is so far form the city, I’d still miss the first quarter taking the train down there.

I believe that is the name of the Ligue I soccer team in Nice.

Before every game the Broncos march out the color guard of all 5 branches of the military as well as the DPD and DFD color guards while playing Toby Keith.

Toxic Patriotism = Jingoism

“Thet there sumbitch don’t SUPPORT OUR TREWWWWPS!!!”

It was FULL I tell ya! Packed to the gills! Too many people, not enough seats! Biggest crowd in recorded history I tell ya!

According to Gronk, the attendance at San Fran games would be markedly improved, by changing their name to the 69ers...

And I remember reading sometime last year that the DOD pays for it. None of these giant ‘Murica flags are at the NFL’s cost. It’s truly disgusting.

I believe it’s called “jingoism” at this point. Though I bet that if paid the right sum of money, the NFL would open a football field sized box of Papa Johns pizza during the national anthem.

Can we talk about the absurdity of unfurling a field-sized flag for a fucking regular-season game? Christ, the NFL has the most toxic brand of patriotism.