If he can do that at Stoke on a Tuesday night, it sounds like he’s ready for the big time.

One damn impressive boner

La Liga is fortunate Barcelona won, otherwise they’d petition to have the result declared invalladolid

This is literally the answer in EVERY civil suit. Seriously, anyone who has ever read the answer to a civil complaint knows the initial response is always any damages were caused by the plaintiffs. 

That was one of probably 40+ affirmative defenses included in the Answer. Along with consent, latches, statute of limitations, third party liability etc etc etc. It's boilerplate used in every single case to cover all bases. It does not mean the city is accusing plaintiff of causing the incident under the facts as…

This “blame” is a stock standard affirmative defense. It’s automsticaly included in any responsive pleading where it’s remotely possible because if not raised it’s waived.  It would be malpractice not to include it.  It doesn’t mean it’s an actual argument that’s being raised.  

The NHL will always find a new and impressive way to shoot itself in the dick, so I wouldn’t worry about it.

And Brad Marchand is licking anybody wearing a Tampa Bay Lightning jersey.

Right? There is no attempt at a tackle here. Legit launching his head in to the other guy. That probably would have been called at any point in the last couple years but to do it in the face of the new rule is brazen at the least.

Usually rule changes are invisible to Joe Armchair Fan, but this one might just suck the lifeblood out of every NFL game in front of national audiences. Being forced to watch holding calls, pass interference calls, all the instant replay delays...and now this? The NHL is licking its chops right about now.

That Jaylen Watkins one is impressive. Rushing to the side, plants his foot, and extends his entire body through the guy’s face.

I’m not sure I follow, could you be more specific?

All the gifs are out of order and misnumbered. You said there were only 50, but one of them is numbered 95! And I think you used a couple of the numbers multiple times! This is not what I expect from this usually wonderful website.

Seems like a reasonable stance since the Irriducibili are apparently already full of cunts.

Seems like a reasonable stance since the Irriducibili are apparently already full of cunts.

It’s a crime that lesser comments on this thread have as many if not more stars than this.

#cotd

Every once in a while I consider joining Nextdoor or getting on the neighborhood list serv to meet new neighbors and get to know them better. Then I read something like this and remember that I'm fine with a head nod when we're bringing the garbage cans in together being the extent of our relationship.

Wouldn’t that just make them MORE thirsty?