True story, Jon Spoelstra wrote a book called Ice to the Eskimos: How to Market a Product Nobody Wants, presumably a biographical piece about his time with the Nets, but I haven’t read it.

How exactly do the Knicks have “legitimate promise”? I say this as a Knicks fan. They have 1 promising young player, but after that it’s crap. And they still have Melo, and lack a first round pick this year.

I like how in the beginning of this great play he stumbles...that’s the Brek Shea I’ll always recognize...

I have no dog in the fight, but that Navas save was unreal. Hudson said it best during the game, wondering if Navas would be a much more heralded goalkeeper if his passport said something other than Costa Rica (i.e. if he came from a traditional soccer power). I couldn’t agree more. For my money, he’s been the best…

Forget the minimum wage increase...we clearly need to improve our education system...

Sleeping with my ex-wife...

Goddamnit...How am I supposed to have a frame of reference if “getting hit by a car doesn’t make an appearance?!?!

Burneko, this is the smartest fucking thing you’ve ever written. You should consider writing for Jezebel full-time.

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Soon-to-be divorced millienial here, 31, no kids, so I guess that was a “starter marriage.” Sorry for being part of the problem you guys...I’ve embarrassed my entire generation...

To be fair...I think there was a positive here...

...we are still waiting for the first truly world class American player.

Seriously...I thought maybe it was just me...I’ve never clicked on a Miller Lite ad, but the keep opening on my phone...

My first reaction yesterday was STD...apparently I wasn’t far off...

My office desk chair...I hate my co-workers...

This is something I would do...after my 12th beer in the 7th inning of a blowout during the 2nd game of a Sunday beer league doubleheader...

I think you can’t rest these guys...I mean, this is probably a sacrilege in the era of statistics, but do you really want to knock these shooters out of their rhythms? I say go for 73, maybe scale back the minutes a little, but don’t give anyone a night off...

I am kind of surprised the ownership hasn’t stepped in to “protect the shield.” Isn’t that what they’re always worried about? It’s impossible to see the shield through all the egg on its face...

Yeah, on twitter, #SlateHeadlines was created entirely to mock Slate...it’s impossible to tell the fake from the real...

“Empathy is Bad”