Yes...and even still, as others have pointed out, the last thing this situation needed is a bunch of cowboys (not the football playing kind) firing off rounds in a crowded parking lot. That would have ended well. So I guess thank god there were no “good guys with guns” in the vicinity of this tragedy.

Yeah. I say the same thing about “responsible gun owners.” The beauty of the “don’t punish responsible gun owners” argument for 2nd Amendment Enthusiasts is that everyone is a responsible gun owner until they aren’t.

Texa$.

There’s something like 5 guns per capita in Texas. So where were all the “good guys with guns”?!?!

Someone should check Jerry Jones to ensure he didn’t just have a stroke...

I’ve got a few...

I can sense your sarcasm...I’m not saying Jurgen is the panacea to US Soccer’s problems or that he’s infallible. All I’m saying is he was a long term hire, and he deserves more than 4 years to do what he was hired to do. US Soccer needs some consistency. Not a new USMNT coach every 4 years.

He’s got too big of an ego to be a behind-the-scenes guy. And I think you’d scare away a lot of top tier managers if you fired Jurgen as head coach, but kept him as TD. No legitimate managerial candidate would want to be looking over his shoulder and/or having the never quiet Jurgen complaining about his style or…

Look, I agree with Lando. A manager who had results as shaky as Jurgen has had lately would definitely be feeling the heat in almost any other countery in the world. But this isn’t any other country. This is America. Jurgen was not brought in to be a Bob Bradley. He wasn’t here to get incrementally better results. As…

I’ve heard a lot of Mets fans, most vocally my father (I’m a Yankees fan), barking about Harvey being selfish, and should be traded in the off season after the Boras-innings limit snafu. I think it’d be short-sighted and stupid to trade such a talented pitcher, but I’m sure this incident is not going to calm the fans…

Even in hindsight, you make the move the Cubs did 10 times out of 10.

I can’t wait for the hot takes on the Bills’ personal fouls. I’ll submit my own:

Maybe the lede means that Judge thinks Harper could benefit from the humbling associated with being the s in aa consensual d/s relationship, which would naturally involve being choked.

First grade, I got triple dog dared to take my dick out on the lunch line. I didn’t back down from a dare in those days. It didn’t end well...may parents were called letters were sent to other parents. I was suspended from first grade for a week. Just not good all around.

The real question is, if he didn’t kill any hookers, why does any one care?

No. He’s 34. He’ll be 35 at the start of the 2016 season. He’s not in the “overpay a borderline too old player” range. No team is paying him more than what he’s making now. He’ll get a Beltran style contract (3 yrs/$45m; Beltran signed at age 36), which basically puts him at the same salary he’s at now.

Yeah, but he’ll be like 35 when he’s a UFA. And his WAR is 1.4 better than Gardner this year, that’s a significant difference, and when we were doing our subjective analysis, we included Bautista in the “better than Gardner” category.

I’m guessing that’s also bear shit under the deck between the camera and the bear?

Seriously?! Are we watching the same video? How could that throw have been any better? It was a Tom Emanski defensive drills special right into the figurative garbage can! It was perfect; just slightly up the third base line, on one hop, which allowed the catcher to easily field it and apply the tag in one fell swoop.

My father and I were having a debate about whether or not Brett Gardner is a bargain for $12M (I said he was, and my father and I agreed he’s subjectively better than approximately 50% of the OFs immediately above and below him salary-wise, so come to your own conclusions, I say he’s a bargain). But in researching…