Thanks bro!

Amen!

Hey bro, I think you need to relax a little bit. Did you lose someone on Oceanic Flight 815? Is that why you're so touchy?

I'm OK with the top 3, but you totally underrated Mr. Ekko.

No I do not feel for the douche canoe throwing up and vomitting at the same time, unless he was legitimately food poisoned or some other illness besides drugs and alcohol.

America's most obese city + a hapless baseball franchise + a 315 pound "athlete" = pure win

Tortorella's face really makes the whole video.

If you thought Delaware looked beatable in that game you're sorely mistaken. They played a bad first half and their best guard didn't score a single point in that first half. Once Saddler woke up in the 2nd half there was no doubt who was winning that game. And Delaware did it without their big man for most of the…

You're an idiot. They almost won a cup with Marty since 2008. If you think save percentage is the end all be all of goaltending you're incredibly dumb. Not all shots are equal and if you look at the save percentage chart it's peppered with guys who are still playing. Do you really want to argue that Jonas Hiller or…

Louie Lams!!! One of the best GMs in sports, if not the best. Were the Devils wrong initially, yes, and they were penalized, but there needs to be some cosmic justice for the Devils being royally fucked in the ass by Kovy.

They'll rig it for the Islanders just in time for the move to Brooklyn.

You sir are a good send.

I do not like this new kinja experience. Nope. I don't like it at all. Not one bit.

+1 angry Jezebel reader

I'm with you. Pointing out other peoples blatant incompetence with managing finances seems a far cry from the usual "my kid doesn't get enough playing time" asshole parents you find in true team sports.

You do realize he's a lifelong trainer who never fought professionally?

Considering he never fought professionally, I'd say no. He's always been a trainer.

Atlas always has been a trainer...never fought professionally...so I'd say no to CTE

Waive any waiting period, this deserves immediate induction...