Woooooooooosssssshhhhh...

Are we sure this is inclusive? I can picture Lando using boyfriends to refer to his male friends the way ladies use girlfriends.

But I mean he was closeted, so I'm sure he never popped a boner playing sports in a room full of other dudes.

This is the single worst list in the history of unexplained lists.

Exactly. I mean forgetting about advanced metrics even, ball movement is fundamental to any offense. You frequently want to pass to move around try to free up space etc. If your PG isn't passing unless he's getting a credited assist that would mean he's frequently playing hero ball and going iso, which is not what you…

I'd love to see this scout justify that one to his boss. "No honestly forgetting that he's cheaper, Beno Udrih is a much better PG than Rondo."

I don't begrudge any person, male or female, for shitting all over a cheating scumbag. So I'm not quite sure what makes her seem like an asshole there? A little too self-confident? Maybe. But she was ending a relationship where she clearly felt marginalized and underappreciated, so I think it's warranted. And he is…

The best part is if I ever bumped into her again I'd tell her that the only thing she was good for was The Mountain Goats.

Yeah, so good. I had an ex girlfriend who got me into this, and clichéd though it may be that's the only thing she was good for.

The Mountain Goats...great choice.

I know you blacked out her face...but I can see enough to know he out kicked his coverage by a country mile.

"Well Mr. Haslem, I could use the paperclip to pick the lock on the evidence room containing the harddrives with incriminating information about Flying J, and then I could use the brick to smash said hard drives."

Yeah, happened to my cousin, was drinking a lot and peeing a lot, and no one thought anything of it until he passed out in his room one day surround by hundreds of empty sugary drink bottles and empty fountain soda cups. Luckily he's OK, aside from the 'beetus of course. Between that and my entire wife's family having…

This is why you don't see Brent Musberger analyzing draft prospects. Blake Bortles would end up second to AJ McCarron on his overall big board.

I have. 10 mins is a comedic exaggeration. Just a really small bladder though.

My blood sugar and A1C come back fine at my annual physical. Doc says I just have a small bladder...10 minutes is an exaggeration, but it's far more frequent than most.

Oof. That sucks. Makes me thankful I piss every 10 minutes...

All rich people are grifters, amirite???

Isn't the best measure per 100 event entries? Such that the Dutch don't too much credit for having a dominant speed skating team where each athlete won multiple medals, and the hockey teams (and bobsled teams and relay teams) don't get punished for needing multiple athletes to win one gold.

I expect nothing less from Philly fans, you need to teach those kids at young age, you don't take gruff from no one at a sporting event, not an opposing fan, not an usher and most of all, not that smug bastard Santa Claus.