Not pictured: Thomas Grundelikkerberg

Not only that but think of how good the Soviet team would be if it was still the Soviet Union. Some good players are lost to former Soviet republics. Anze Kopitar comes to mind, but there are others.

Selfish and misshapen??? You sir are a racist and the Asian peoples deserve an apology.

"Act like you've been there before" - Rick Reilly

Wow. At one point does his mailing it in actually crossover to felony theft by deception (for stealing money from ESPN, not stealing his own content)? Any lawyers out there? I mean ostensibly ESPN is paying him for original content (though Lynn Hoppes might disagree), so he's pretty blatantly ripping them off. It…

Yeah my thoughts exactly. As a Giants fan, I could see them drafting him as well. The Maras have always been some of the more progressive owners and among the classiest in the league. And we all know how Jerry Reese feels about pass rushers.

Science is amazing...who knew we could train chipmunks to figure skate.

it's normal to shed hair to the tune of 30 to 100 strands a day

Dr. Oz

My guess: pink eye, brought on by Al Michaels rubbing his ass on Costas' pillow.

So anyone ever take the most disgusting shit of their life, a really moist, juicy one that's mostly water, and then realize one day...I'm going to be doing this in a diaper and some poor minimum wage chap just trying to make ends meet is going to have to change my diaper when I shit like this one day... today's my…

For me this falls into the category of "intentional ineptitude."

"This is not a commentary...but here's a bunch of delightful pictures of cute doggies which Putin is going to personally slaughter."

The dude's emails speak for themselves. He's obviously a homophobe. There's a million other insults he could have gone to there instead of repeatedly calling the guy a latent homosexual. Context isn't even needed.

Are we sure the Olympics aren't in Greece cause those accommodations look spartan.

You lost me at independent journalist from Brooklyn.

Difference being these women contract away their rights for minimal pay, college players never have contracts.

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He has a point, Russia's lone gay man lives in Moscow. Musta been tourists in that gay tavern.