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Devils are wearing throwbacks in a Stadium Series game...

Nope, I've watched far more hockey than I've seen the Mighty Ducks. I even play the game! But I have seen the Mighty Ducks plenty and there is plenty of outside hockey scenes in that movie, and even though Disney no longer owns the Ducks, it seems like it would have been a fun gesture to their heritage. For instance,

How did the Ducks not go with a classic Mighty Ducks look, like a fron-the-movie throwback for this outdoor game I will never know.

And that's why you're the expert. Thanks for the heads up.

It's a white shirt...why not just use bleach?

Also, look at it this way. If you serve 500 drinks per night, conservative for a busy bar on a Friday or Saturday, and every drink is $5, and everyone tips 20%, you're talking about $500. Do that Friday and Saturday and you're taking about $1,000. Throw in a meager hourly wage and 2 other random weeknight shifts and

Sorry...$2 for a beer is wayyyyy over tipping. $1 for a beer, usually around $5, is 20%. That's the standard. The bartender does half as much for me as my average waiter when I sit down to eat, why should they get 40% to the waiter's 20%? I try to keep my tips for bartenders roughly around 20%, rounding to the nearest

When asked for comment, Amar'e stated "I'm sorry, I was drawn to her by her 2 beautiful, functional knees."

Anyone else think that play-by-play guy was brutally bad??? I mean this is the premiere franchise in the NHL and that guy sounded like he couldn't handle announcing a high school hockey game.

It is certainly interesting to see Bonds and Clemens getting more votes this year. I chalk it up to those most obnoxious of writers who think its somehow punishing the steroid players to not be first ballot hall of famers.

I'm pretty sure he let him off easy. That was weak.

Noting that God is clearly an Auburn fan doesn't qualify as insight Tim.

It's nice to see the Browns contributing to the local economy in the form of Cleveland's biggest export, crippling depression.

Personally, I usually let sleeping Ditkas lie.

The latest casualty in the war on Christmas.

Really inexplicable given that it's the greatest version of them all. The song is meh, but Bruce and the band make it the best.

Did he choke so hard he threw his back out?

But then the Bobcats would always be left with the worst of the worst talent. Given that rookie salaries are set by the CBA, the cream of the crop will always go to the premier markets, leaving the Bobcats and Hornets of the world to pick up the table scraps.

You guys really buried the lede there...Peter King engaging in dog whistle racism is not news (this applies to any Peter King, i.e. Peter King (R-NY)). The real lede is that Domenik Hixon is still in the league. WTF?!?!