Just ponder the fact that either this man or Cristiano Ronaldo will not be in the World Cup next year. God damn that blows.

"We apologize to Willie Lynch, who, thanks to a $1M lotto payday, is now emancipated from working for the man."

The worst part of this for the accused is that all four of them have to go to East Rutherford for something other than a football game or concert.

Don't be fucking retarded. Compare the average SS to the average pitcher's statistics. It's not even remotely comparable.

Honing their craft, resting, not injuring themselves while swinging a bat, boring the 90% of fans who would rather see someone who can actually hit at the plate...any of those alone is a sufficient reason why the lack of a DH is stupid in the 21st century.

No. Pitchers should spend 100% of their time honing their craft, instead of wasting their time and ours waving their bats at balls they have no chance of hitting like Barney Frank at a Calvin Klein underwear photo shoot.

I want to say good troll, but I've learned from experience that Cardinals fans are too easy...notice that it doesn't appear that a single Red Sox fan has jumped in this thread, though it is ostensibly equally offensive to both sides.

One can only hope that the Santa Fe equipment manager only lost his job following this episode.

"You're not even trying!"

Not sure how this is relevant...judging by the camera angle it looks like this footage comes from a security camera.

+10 dudes

That actually came later in the "highlights", when Steve Levy noted that Adrian Peterson looked like he was running through okra patch.

That's an insult to primates everywhere.

As if Vikings-Giants "highlights" weren't laughable enough without SVP throwing double entendres at us.

I'm sorry, but how does this guy leave the stadium at all, let alone in one piece? I mean he hit a woman, in front of countless people. Are Jets fans really that desensitized that they won't stick up for a woman???

I believe you mean "silly sh-t." Just terrible reporting here by Deadspin.

From what I've seen, Gipson's account appears pretty accurate to me. His shoulder collided with Finley's head, and the only reason that even happened was cause Gipson was going low with his shoulder and Finley tried to go lower (or perhaps was forced lower by the trailing defender's tackle attempt), causing Finley's…

There is something so incredibly satisfying about this.

Noted complainer complaining about 2 things (rally towels 2009 and A-Gon 2013). And also, as much as the Puig bat flip was wrong, Beltran didn't have to comment. A "no comment" or a "he's a grown man, he can do what he wants" or a "that's between him and his teammates" would have sufficed.

I'm not going after dugout playfulness. I actually love this kinda stuff. I'm going after hypocrisy.