Eh. I'm not satisfied with that explanation. All that's done to real maple syrup is that it's brought to a boil to get rid of the excess water in the pure sap. Why not use sugar as Hawaii's food then, since they have to purify it and refine it. Neither is really a "food preparation," they're simply refined versions…

Really trying to reconcile that, with this:

Retired Lion Tamers Shown to Have Tremendous Mane Deficits

Retired Female Porn Stars Shown to Have Tremendous Feign Deficits

Definitely some resemblance there...

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What about the Cardinals calling Gonzalez's celebration at 2nd "mickey mouse"? That's exactly like Carpenter's or Freese's post-slide celebrations.

Thank you. The interwebs desperately needed this.

Validation I see...

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So Alex Rodriguez basically hired Happy Gilmore as his attorney?

I'll take guys that do what Puig and Gonzalez did over anyone on the Cardinals claiming that they should be more subdued. This is mother fucking professional baseball, on the second biggest stage in the sport. If you don't get fired up by a big hit in October, then there's something wrong with you, and I don't want…

I have not. But now I will add one to my next cheesy bread/cinnastix binge.

Gos how could I forget. My wife and I once called and tried to speak to Esperanza as she baked our cheesy bread. We basically got told in much nicer terms: fuck off drunky. Still, it adds about 10 enjoyment units to the entire experience.

Interestingly enough, the Media Barons website still has pictures of Porches, which I assume are from their legitimate work for TRG, as well as a picture of Adobe Road wines (they appear in the rotating gallery on the home page).

Why any chains other than Domino's exist in the pizza belt is beyond me. And Domino's only gets a pass for it's cheesy bread and cinnastix.

Well at least you guys have a W...but it looks like we'll be enjoying the view from the bottom together this year...

Oh how wrong this guy was.

That bear is awfully scared of that ball...I think I could take him in a fight...

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