Just a sneaking suspicion here...but I think this might be personal for Whitlock...

Also, would it have been too much to ask for him to call up Timmy Chandler to play right back??? Or Brooks to play center back???

I have an incredibly nervous feeling in my stomach about this game. But I keep telling myself we still have Jamaica at home.

Far more likely.

I wonder if this is some Patten Oswalt level trolling Gucci Mane is doing here. Now hear me out:

That'd be hysterical. I look forward to the youtube montage of all 96 or so walks.

Yeah, I hear what you're saying. I read the article, but it seemed that most of the other people attempting it ran into teams managed by Oh (the record-holder himself) in the final series of the year with the record on the line. Balentien has 24 games left to play. There's no way he gets walked 96 times. And he…

From what I could gather his team has something like 24 games left...that's an awful lot of walks...

Glad I'm not the only one who picked up on that.

+1

I would never bomb that Bristol. I love my left turns too much.

I was with this kid right up until the self-righteous Michigan bullshit.

Yes, yes it does. And for that, a grateful nation thanks you.

Both.

"This is a national travesty, which is why I'll be asking congress for permission to bomb Bristol."

Orozco was not very good. But with the Evans injury the only other options weren't much better. And Besler and Gonzalez have been solid throughout the qualifying campaign, so I find it hard to fault them for having one bad game in a tough environment.

The ginger hammer has suspended Douglas for a helmet to helmet hit.

I'm a yankee myself, but I've been chided by many a southerner that it's not the same thing. According to wikipedia, Sweet Tea is made sweet by adding sugar while it is hot and brewing, as opposed to what we might call sweetened iced tea, in which sugar is added well after the brewing process.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Cool your jets there hot shot. No one said anything about sweet tea. Whole different animal. We're talking sweetened iced tea here.

Whoa. I don't even think my brain can process that.