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Beer, Titties and Left Turns
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I never understood unsweetened iced tea. I mean why not let the professionals who've put thousands of hours of R&D work into this sweeten your iced tea for you? You think your couple of packets of sugar is going to taste better than the chemical cocktail that Snapple came up with? Get real.

Hey, the CAA is the SEC of FCS!!!

As to your question, I wouldn't say a lock, he's the favorite for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised to see Orozco get the start.

Guys in my high school used to rape their teammates with broomsticks all the time. It was no big deal.

Hasn't played in 5 years? Eddy Curry is that you? Why would you lie about your height???

Joke's on them when they finally arrive...

WHAT?!?!?! BLASPHEMOUS!!! The pillsbury throwboy??? The hefty lefty???

HAHAHA!!!

Or the fact that the Vet was a flaming garbage heap that was miserable in every way, yet is still revered by the trash that is Philly fans as if it was a titty bar where every stripper looked like Kate Upton.

Yeah, I hear that, and that's why Fewell has gotten the leash that he has, but the defense was fucking gawdawful last season AND they generated no sacks. The year before they were pretty bad while generating a lot of sacks. Only in his first season, 2010 did they field a good defense. So personally I've seen

LASTINGS MILLEDGE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOLMETS!!!!!!!!

Yeah, it's incredibly telling that Rob Chudzinski, coming off a good 2011 aided by a freakishly gifted QB, followed by mediocre year in 2012 aided by the same freakishly gifted QB, gets a head coaching job this season, while Gilbride continues to get zero interviews. It seems everyone outside of the NYG management

I'd also like to second everything that was said about Kevin Gilbride. I probably have about 75% accuracy guessing his plays right, and it's plainly obvious to any one watching that defensive coordinators are right about 95% of the time. Kevin Gilbride is also completely incapable of drawing up a play that will

How Tyrone Wheatley is not on the list of worst Giants ever is beyond me.

As opposed to another former Knick who had his share of Baconalia nights.

My daily BAC would lead the Astros in hitting, so that's gotta count for something right?

This is sheer brilliance. +1

I would have expected the higher ups at Fox would be thrilled with an asshat like James around.

Huh? What the hell does that mean?

I don't think there is any thing wrong with it provided the woman is choosing to do it and not being forced into it by a mysoginistic organization.