He's just ensuring that the Russians can in no way mistake him for promoting homosexuality.

So maybe I'm just misremembering the episodes I actually could stand to watch. But that doesn't make him any less of a pompous, ego-maniacal, blowhard, name-calling asshole.

A butt pirate maybe...

John Buck: Carrying on the grand tradition of sensitive Mets catchers.

I get that Nadal was checking out Harrison's positioning, but 1) a good player shouldn't be telegraphing that badly on shot that he should be able to do whatever he wants with and 2) seeing as how much time he had, I refuse to believe that he couldn't have adjusted and hit the ball back where Nadal came from. Even if…

No, please enlighten me as to what's wrong with my opinion of Olbermann. The guy is an asshat. He's the liberal Bill O'Reilly, and I mean that in the most offensive way possible. He might have slightly more intelligence than Bill-O, but they share the being a rude, obnoxious douche who shouts down people, uses…

That's just a terrible play from Harrison. Nadal cheated to the far corner the entire way. Federer or Murray or Djokovic or really any player in the top 50 in the world would have made him pay. Gotta play that back from whence it came, especially when the ball is teed up for you like that and you can see Nadal just…

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It's all fun and social consciousness until the Soviets arrest Crosby the day before the Gold Medal game on homosexual propaganda charges...

No. You've got this all wrong. Keith Olbermann is more Skip Bayless, but thinks he's more Bob Ley, and therein lies the problem.

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Burning bridges is to Keith Olbermann as bad things are to joggers.

So this being the Mets they'll probably hope this thing magically heals sometime between now and next June. And when it hasn't healed by June they'll go ahead and schedule a surgery for July ensuring that he'll miss all of 2014 and '15. I mean that's the way the Mets I know would handle this horrible situation.

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Guy covered in hot sauce wearing sweatpants to a sports bar after he scarfed down 80 wings in 10 minutes.

Seriously. Foreign is an OK example, but Keith is just a terrible example. Neighbor and weigh are definitely the 2 prime examples cause the 'a' sound in each is incredibly clear.

Institutional memory is a funny thing...

Honestly, if I was ESPN I would have given the NFL a big ol' middle finger on this one. I literally would have sat across from the Ginger Hammer, extended my hand across the table, and given him the middle one right in his face. For starters, ESPN has the MNF rights locked up until 2021. And at the end of the day,…

Very nice. +1

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