This is a dark, dark day for American soccer. This deal is good for MLS, good for Dempsey (financially, but not professionally), and an absolutely travesty for USMNT. If you're Klinsmann you're furious about this, right? Can't believe no one has mentioned that.

The Pirates bros are not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, Pirates bros is not the preferred nomenclature. Yinzer bros, please.

Or Braun feels great about his PR guy because he'd look like an even bigger douche than he already looks like if he fought the suspension, and was still found guilty.

Phillies with Ryan Howard right now.

I hope Panenka hunts this bird down...

I mean shouldn't Russia welcome population decline? I mean welcome to the first world, amirite?!?! Population growth is such a third world thing to do...

I love fried chicken, and Popeye's is definitely the best fried chicken join (well except for the few Roy Rogers' that still exist), but the best overall fast food is definitely either Nathan's or White Castle.

As a Yankees fan this seriously pisses me off. Ruben Amaro's stupidity is now affecting my team. This was a trade that worked for both sides. Hell, I woulda thrown ya Hughes or Joba and a prospect for the Young and Chooch. Dead weight unloaded on both sides...

You should hear what he's resorted too:

It's so funny because his physical presence should definitely help him, but at times I feel like he's too big for his own good, like he's tripping over himself out there. Particularly in the Cuba game, when he just looked like it was his first day in his new body or something.

This is why bros can't have nice things...

3.Don't hose the bartender or the host. If it's a cash bar, then tip like a normal person. If it's an open bar, drop $20 in the bucket on your first trip. The bartender's probably already getting cut in for 20 percent of the inflated tab, but screw it—it's a wedding and you're an adult.

"If OJ Simpson was black he never would have been charged, let alone sentenced to 33 years in jail."

That makes infinitely more sense. Thanks for the info.

MNR trains already go through Penn into NJ a few times a year for the direct game day service to the Meadowlands for Jets and Giants games.

I'm sorry, "rectify" the situation?!?! How about "compound the problem by destroying one icon in the faint hope of reclaiming another, already lost icon"? I mean seriously, "old Penn Station is not walking through that door." And I'll be the first to admit that Penn Station sucks balls. It's far too cramped and…

If buddha tried to punch you in the face every time you rubbed his belly...

Not enough head touching...

"Abortion contract? Why didn't I think of that!"

"King must be pretty popular."