People call me crazy, but I love Mac'n Cheese with Chili. Make a box of Mac'n Cheese, heat up a can of your favorite chili. Once the Mac'n Cheese is done, and the chili has been heated up, combine the two for a flavor explosion that makes the taste buds very happy. Add your favorite hot sauce to give it a little kick.

Say what you’d like about Joffrey, but if somebody locked up his mom he would have messed them up.

First, a mommy and daddy fall in love. Then, daddy asks for a threesome with mommy and her best friend, the one that looks like Jennifer Lawrence. Mommy says fine but if only they have another threesome with daddy’s boss, the one who looks like a well-built Barack Obama. Then daddy loses his cool and accuses mommy of…

I am not interested in seeing Cthulhu's baby pictures.

The next time someone on Facebook feels the need to let you know that The Onion is The Onion, just tell them they're literally unbelievable.

There are two networks in my apartment complex having an utterly awesome network name war: when we moved in one was named "FBI Network" and the other "NSA Trusted". Every few weeks one or the other renames itself and it slowly gets more and more extreme: "FBI Surveillance Van", "NSA Spy Drone", "FBI NanoBot Support",…

If there is anything more despicable and cowardly than this...grown men too pussy to go to their own deaths they have to send a baby to do their mass murder for them. I fucking hope there's a god and I fucking hope there's a hell and I fucking hope they burn in it forever

I just lived through six rounds of chemo, and yes, it was fucking awful. But you know what? It sure beats the alternative, which was dying. "Possibly having issues for the rest of your life" is a far better option that "certainly not living."

#copsagainstracethatpickedcotton

My rebel digestive track would rebel against this rebel heart.

But it all relates to rebel hearts! Everyone and everything that is good in the world is now branded as a rebel heart! Everything that has ever happened in the world ever is now considered a rebel heart because I keep referring to them as a rebel heart! Btw my new album is called rebel heart! If you don't like my…

Finally! This is what needs to be happening! The justice system does little for victims, so it's up to us. I'm just sorry the boyfriend didn't kill the asshole. This is an extreme opinion, I know. But I'm so sick of men thinking they can do whatever the hell they want.

I think the word "fuck" is the duct tape of words. It's a word full of contrasts (the difference between "fuck me" and "fuck you"), one of the most useful connecting words in any given phrase ("Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson" and "Ozzy Fucking Osbourne", not to mention a bacon fucking cheeseburger vs. an ordinary…

Fuck Rudolph as a song. Dude gets shit on his whole life and then he's all a hero because he did a bunch of blow on Christmas Eve? If I were Rudy, I'd tell everyone, including my fatass boss, to go fuck themselves and try to fly that sleigh without me and my magic nose. Rudolph is a tragic character who should have…

♫ And those three men came from afar,

Baby It's Cold Outside didn't rank last? I guess you didn't poll Jezebel for this one, eh?

chili cheese flavored Fritos are the shit.

So ... this, but with a shell made of Fritos?

Yeah, I went digging around after reading that. Jaime definitely has a bone to pick and is not afraid to throw down. DO NOT FUCK WITH JAMIE. Jamie is the new patron saint of giving no fucks.


For what it's worth, rapist mom is coming off as pretty damn delusional in regard to this little bit of the back story.…