Thanks for the update.

People call me crazy, but I love Mac'n Cheese with Chili. Make a box of Mac'n Cheese, heat up a can of your favorite chili. Once the Mac'n Cheese is done, and the chili has been heated up, combine the two for a flavor explosion that makes the taste buds very happy. Add your favorite hot sauce to give it a little kick.

Say what you’d like about Joffrey, but if somebody locked up his mom he would have messed them up.

Sorry humans, we pissed on them first. All asteroids belong to us.

You can’t celebrate the 200th anniversary of Frankenstein without mentioning (and watching) Gothic!

OMG when Walda and the wee baby Bolton ate all those dogs!!! Definitely did not see that coming.

There’s something I think often gets missed about the Nolan Bat films (both by their imitators and detractors): they’re pretty dark at times, but like most of Christopher Nolan’s films they’re also kind of fundamentally idealistic at heart. They’re about a Batman who really does care about the welfare of Gotham and…

Rat Queens!

I gotta say though, as someone who remembered Nuke from his comics appearances but didn’t connect the character in the show with him, when Simpson delivered the “give me a red” line, I marked out.

Instead, how about they do a remake of Cruel Intentions but set it among the bourgeoisie of Louis XVI's France.

First, a mommy and daddy fall in love. Then, daddy asks for a threesome with mommy and her best friend, the one that looks like Jennifer Lawrence. Mommy says fine but if only they have another threesome with daddy’s boss, the one who looks like a well-built Barack Obama. Then daddy loses his cool and accuses mommy of…

No, we do it because DCs movies have been terrible, and they’ve basically told the fanbase of their surprisingly successful shows on CW “You don’t matter”

I watched the show; it was OK. I’ll watch the second season until I get tired of it.

I am not interested in seeing Cthulhu's baby pictures.

Beady beady beady!

The next time someone on Facebook feels the need to let you know that The Onion is The Onion, just tell them they're literally unbelievable.

Fast zombies you cannot escape from, so they lose any general fear you might have of them. Sure, you'll be afraid as they come to eat your face, but it's all over relatively quickly. There is no hope of getting away for even a day, let alone a chance of escape, so there is less anxiety and more depression. If a…

7. I will make covered chariots, safe and unattackable, which, entering among the enemy with their artillery, there is no body of men so great but they would break them. And behind these, infantry could follow quite unhurt and without any hindrance.

There are two networks in my apartment complex having an utterly awesome network name war: when we moved in one was named "FBI Network" and the other "NSA Trusted". Every few weeks one or the other renames itself and it slowly gets more and more extreme: "FBI Surveillance Van", "NSA Spy Drone", "FBI NanoBot Support",…