I don't think Drew's going to top Green Bean Asshole. Emmitt's all downhill from here. Helluva run.

It was their second choice after The Sperm brought in a less affluent crowd

The Inquisition, in its early days, was little more than a disreputable renegade section of the church, holed up with a raggedy army in a run-down mountain town. If I hadn't taken the time to work on building up with my forces in the beginning, their eventual transformation into a feared international power wouldn't…