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Absolutely one of the most effective horror movies I’ve ever seen, just freaked me right the hell out. I saw it a week after getting back from a camping trip in the mountains of New Mexico, so it had a little extra oomph for me. I’m just glad I saw it AFTER that camping trip...

Wow, I could not possibly disagree with this quote more.

Eaters of the Dead by Michael Crichton? His spin on a possible historical basis for the Beowulf legend. The basis for the movie The 13th Warrior with Antonio Banderas.

But, but...flying motorcycles!

I'm, um, a bit older than 5? And I might lose MY shit if an adult Ahsoka appears for an episode or two.

Maybe they can make a buddy cop film? I'd pay real money to hear Imhotep croak "I'm gettin' too old for this shit".

At least he killed it for a valid scientific reason. If snookums there had scuttled up to me I would have most likely pounded the little bastard into mush with the nearest blunt object and then set the remains on fire. Because, you know...giant spider.

Well, that video is just chock full of Oh Hell No!

Just the fact that she has to take care of a thousand young 'uns on her own should be enough.

Pretty much any fantasy movie from the 80's would qualify, but I think Barbarian Queen sets the gold standard for the genre.

I'll be honest, I was very much rooting for both combatants to lose.