Sounded for a moment like he wanted to punch clear through him and hit Krzyzewski

Oh, also, the fact that he decided to make a show and check the arm he used after clubbing Williams on the head, because OW THAT HURT ME, THE PERSON YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT!

Fuck that squinty faced asshole.

No, I’m worse than that. I’m a centrist who peddles in late night ironic juxtaposition. CAN YOU IMAGINE?

Chris and the dude from the Office are standing by for gritty black & white commercials about tornados  

If Bill Laimbeer and Ted Cruz had a child...

I want him to stick in the league so he can try this on someone like Chris Paul, on a day when he’s REALLY feeling that OKC angst... just to see who dies. Hint: It will be Grayson Allen

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Somehow, looking like a young Ted Cruz only manages to be, like, the 12th most infuriating thing about him. What an absolute fucking walnut.

“HOA board man gets paid! Now water that lawn and park that monstrosity you call a car in your garage.”

I’ve turned this commentary into an mp3, and I’ll fall asleep listening to it every night for the rest of my life. 

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

Grayson Allen looks like Joffrey Baratheon.

But guys, isn’t MVP Westbrook still the triple double king three years running!? That makes him THE BEST PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE!!

So Paul goes to the Lakers now, right?

When it was just declared that Russ was better than Bradley Beal I actually had to pull my car over and yell about how insanely wrong that was. I know this site has a huge Russ-boner but he’s just not a player who helps you win basketball games.

Butler acts like he HAS rings. He thinks he gets to do the Kobe/Jordan “I get to be an asshole because nobody else is as big a COMPETITOR as me, all I do is win” routine but he’s never won shit. 

The problem is that Butler thinks that he is Kawhi without the rings. This is 100000% not true.

Here is the issue, Butler is high usage (23%), moderately efficient (True Shooting 58%) who does shoot 3s (3pt frequency 22%). Westbrook at this point is higher useage, less efficient and shoot 3s less frequently. Add in Winslow who is a good perimeter defender but once again is not much of shooter from distance.…

Sometimes the writers here come off as living in a bubble. 

I don’t need her to be a leftist dream, I need her to be better than Mitch. It’s a pretty low bar. Campaigning in a way that talks to voters she needs to win over, conservatives who have probably voted red their whole lives (or voted southern democrat when that was still a thing) is smart.