What a jerk.

It’s like that time the bank tried to make me give back that toaster when i closed my checking account.

I still believe football’s death spiral will begin at the level of high school liability insurance costs.

Luck’s fantasy value is Flaccoesque anyway

Do we have evidence that Luck was ever actually good?

Dude needed to suffer a few hundred more sacks before earning his way out the right way.

I prefer that time he shot all the layups at the basketball ring

Well, Harper is the only player I’d be able to identify in line at Chipotles, and, now for the next week, maybe Justin Turner

Well, we were the ones responding to beer commercials while these players were smashing their heads together...

This is what happens when your agent is Cambridge Analytica

Is there a question about the basketball ring? Grayson Allen would nail it.

It’s going to be fun watching as Lebron no longer runs int he NBA over the next couple of years. He will be bald and no longer Top Five by the time Space Jam 2 comes out.

Really should be using high school seniors, but of course college coaches would never allow that

“This is proof of his passion for service.” - Rachel Maddow

One timely gas explosion could’ve saved the world so much misery

But forcing a press corp into a standing ovation is a bit Trumpian for my tastes

That screws the Finals teams, but maybe they need to be screwed. Fairer to make everyone officially wait until after the Finals, but we all know it goes on all season long.

And a hard cap won’t stop players from taking less to go where they want, especially when sneaker money, Space Jam 2 starring roles, and Klutch Sports shenanigans can dwarf a max salary.

The guy openly rents out his private resorts to his administration FOR HIS OWN RETREATS on the taxpayer dime. Crime enough for you?

Well, just wait for the next president...