when you hook up with cousins, you can expect a little deformity in the family

Nobody hated the Celtics and Lakers of the 80s except for each other. But we didn’t have Twitter then.

can this announcer please replace Joe Buck?

Tall, white, and “knows how to break a huddle”? Checks out.

“So this confirms that icing works.”

the best of America: committee meetings interrupted by violence and adjudicated by lawyers

Maybe the playoffs will yield some upsets like the NCAA tournament does if everyone shoots 40 threes.

and people want to gamble on this stuff

ask a bunch of those people Russia poisoned in the UK. Oh that’s right, you can’t, they’re dead

Counterpoint: the Process worked nearly perfectly until Butler was introduced into it and Fultz entered a Dr. Seuss book.

Warren took on the job as cannon fodder to take cover heat for the eventual nominee

Worse, he’s started sniffling again

I say we all just pretend the wall is being built and that Mexico paid for it, let Trump brag about it, and go on with our lives. No one will ever know the difference.

Absolutely. Even as someone who owns stocks, I see no reason why that is rewarded more than money actually made by a working stiff.

it’s exactly like how the left amplified Trump into stardom

what’s weird is that he was never really a Republican, just a racist who wanted to be rich. Now he’s just playing a role that no one can look away from.

If all she does is induce some heart attacks in Fox News viewers, that is more accomplishment than most

Well, this is exactly a mirror of how the media made trump president, so there’s that.

If every dance leads to one more old conservative cuck asphyxiated from the clutching of pearls, give me more

that was all self-inflicted, though. They could’ve kept Harden instead of Ibaka.