doncic is miles ahead of Harden at this point in their careers. Harden was just a chubby sixth man. But yeah they both are aces at drawing fouls.

and all the kids will quit imitating curry and start imitating harden, so in ten years everyone will be holding the ball for 20 seconds and then launching a step-back three. Good times.

rose climbing like a boss. A very rapey boss.

lonzo raping his way to eighth place

Debating Ben’s rapes is a little bit of a gray area

and still doesn’t get a technical

Not much different than when Deadspin was fluffing him as MVP a couple years ago

not to mention lots and lots of noise

How exactly have they “made it” recently? They’ve been in the bottom third of the league since pre-injury Kobe.

they don’t call it the No Fun League for nothing

“Lebron has a purty mouth.”- Adam Silver

“She dared me to play billiards naked. and suddenly she wanted to be on top, on top of the table, and that billiard ball WAS TOTALLY A MANLY ACCIDENT!!!”

It was STILL a fucking godawful play 

trump obviously never watched World War Z

Trade two guys for a guy who shoots worse than they do? okay, Vlade

Simmons can barely make half his FTs. Magic wasn’t a good outside shooter but he shot over 80 percent at the line. Simmons could still be effective even in the Space Era but Embiid is barely average at threes and is wasted being away from the basket.

eh, new coach, new star, and best of all, addition by the subtraction of the mediocre volume-scorer DeRozan

Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s traded this summer.

Haven’t we all used this excuse to get off the court against a known ball smasher?

Klay is very often a non-factor that’s forgotten when he goes off for 45 every 10 games or so to hide the non-factorness.