None of the defenders were actually guarding a receiver

“Told the guy I’d rape his wife if he didn’t get out of my stadium. I don’t even know her. But she’s pretty hot.”

there’s still time

[steals moves] “Who’s relevant NOW, bitch?”

That’s why they call it the No Fun League.

We went from what would be a $1,500 a month private, pre-ACA plan we never left to a free subsidized ACA bronze plan for 2019, with $6500 deductible for each of us. We make decent money but much of it is invested in tax-deferred accounts and HSA, which lowers our AGI. I recognize this is unfair because we live…

watching dirk trying to storkwalk up the court makes me sad

could be a lashback to Fultz being a near-unanimous #1 choice. Although I don’t know anyone who said that besides GMs and basketbloggers.

he’s almost drawing fouls like harden now

Foreign players get much better development than these guys who go to college and play for free for wealthy coaches who have totally different agendas besides player development.

Peterman’s done exactly nothing to indicate he’s even a prospect

you could also use this argument for tebow

To be fair, he does know how to come out of a huddle

yet both will be all-stars because basketball is dumb

Wait, Deadspin’s been telling me no NBA games matter until February

So him and Lebron have a lot in common

That looks like the judging panel of a mayonnaise contest

Just because other things are bad doesn’t mean this one thing is not also bad

This guy would let the government chip him just in case he got lost while walking his dog

“The dinosaurs died but I’m NOT A DINOSAUR! Bring on the comets, suckwads!”