Amazon already knows you clicked this article and now you’re on the Naughty list

he’ll be left off the all-star team for Chris Paul, mark it down

this quoted guy’s heckling didn’t even rise to the level of “We want a pitcher not a belly itcher”

he possesses a CHILLtm brand that’s been carefully cultivated despite the real-world evidence

we were thisclose to a Blake season-ending hand injury

What other job would Fizdale get? He got run out of town by a guy who is barely Top 50 in the league. 

Jimmy D, I didn’t know you were on Kinja! How about some 12-bar blues?

Kneeling causes THC in the bloodstream, everybody knows this

He would immediately join the ranks of most prominent brand spokespersons

“If only he’d stuck with Johnny Football, this wouldn’t have happened.”

Brady’s ball boy will even hide your murder weapons for you

did drew get signed to the practice squad?

Google a guy named “David Thompson”

Wait, I thought Mike Piazza was gay. And after reading this, I still think that.*

Funny how nobody tried to mess with Adams

Especially since fans forced the league to cut the nuts off of defenders because everyone, especially bloggers, thinks defense is “boring” unless it’s sacks or interceptions

I couldn’t find much recent data but found teams make fourth-and-short about 62 percent of the time. My guess is kicking the FG there would’ve given you a much better victory percentage. Would you give Keenum a two-out-of-three chance of leading a team on a touchdown drive the full length of the field in under two…

“I’d rather eat shit.”
-Buffalo fan

can’t wait until the resign Melo

back in my day, we keep the ass behind us where it belonged