Careful, Fox is making threes now

fake nooz

Where’s the story on whatever song Lance Stephenson was air guitaring?

Ingram doesn’t fit on this team. Look how much better they’re playing without him. Need to trade for a shooter. Not that I want the Lakers to be good.

Deadspin’s favorite sociopathic oeuvre: the tragic sports injury.

Good thing no Greens or Morrises were involved or some games woulda been cancelled.

The takes used to be “Ariza will draw the interest of a contender who is one rotation piece away.” The team he just left, I guess.

Well, he gets to keep $33 million no matter what. I’m not crying too much.

“You, too, can rise up out of the grays.”

So all the times he had her get raped in his movies wasn’t a clue?

OTH the Lakers lost so I’ll allow it

not as bad as the offensive PI in the end zone with 8 seconds left. But this is what people want.

Just imagine what will happen when the courts realize the blues are all E-A-B chords

Didn’t we have “Infrastructure Week” for about 12 weeks at some point before the indictments started rolling?

Nah, Tony Romo was fine after...actually, Romo was never fine.

Fortunately he is one of the few milieus where sociopaths get to fail upwards: politics, corporations, and footbaw.

something something Hinkie Process

You mean all three? Because the emcee didn’t know, either.

Or you could just not say stupid shit in the first place. How many kids even thought about whether the moon landing was possibly “fake” until this dumbass brought it up? No matter how he walks it back now, it’s in some young brains, who will be quick to go, “People are saying...” 

“System.” it’s the joke that writes itself.