He’s a shorter and much less skilled Kyle Anderson.

Reporter: “DO YOUR JOB.”

From what I’ve seen, Fultz is the exact opposite of “ball dominant,” wants to get rid of it as fast as possible.

There were a lot of weird safeties yesterday.

If I get told to “Relax” one more time, I’m going to ring somebody’s frigging neck!

Counterpoint: better to get rid of them now than before Cleveland finishes with 6 wins and there are calls for “continuity.”

What’s weird is they could easily be 6-2, or at least 5-3. Lots of bad decisions to go with the bad play at the exact wrong time.

Schiano Men have proven to be contagious.

How many of those close losses come down to bad situational coaching decisions, though? 

Next week, another Deadspin “Whoa is me tale” about a broke ex-football player.

How can it be “coincidence” when there’s now one of these hate crimes almost every day? After the 20th time, is still a coincidence?

Yeah, but WHATABOUT that ONE guy...

They REALLY don’t want me to take off my elbow pads!

“Think of all the injured guys I could draft!”

And yet we’re still hearing the “Westbrook had no teammates in ‘16" arguments, as if Westbrook needed a reason to shoot OKC out of games.

I want Thibs to get a 10-year contract so we can watch him turn red

“When the Browns passed on Mahomes, I wrote ‘Season over’ in my notebook.”

Favre was fun because I always pulled for the other team and was rewarded so many times with late-game INTs

Also cool how the league no longer calls palming.

Meaning these guys are also now playing matador defense, getting beaten on one-on-one drives, hiding out in the corner against the opponent’s weakest offensive threat, and giving no help defense?