The average game time equals the work week of a deplorable.

The weird part is, how many of the players are actually from Boston? Or is it cool to be smug that you house the most efficient white billionaire?

The rate of “failing upwards” is a lot lower in the NBA than in the NFL and maybe baseball. I didn’t even know they still played baseball. Did you know the Astros are now in the American League? I didn’t until the playoffs.

We would’ve been deprived of CP3 punching a rapist in the nuts

True but it’s a million times more interesting than the “DO YOUR JOB” NFL white-collar bullshit and the universal anonymity of all of baseball’s alleged “stars.”

Gruden is a ‘celebrity.’ Some people lose all objectivity when contemplating a celebrity.

What are the odds that Gruden will pick the top one or two defensive player in the league like the one he just gave away? At best he will come away with another Amari Cooper, or maybe a budget Derek Carr.

I want him him to stick around all ten years, but I love schadenfreude.

The only thing interesting about the NBA is Sacramento draft picks.

And people want to gamble on this shit.

That Peterman hype video is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen dead puppies

Lying his ass off in the face of incontrovertible evidence is the very definition of leadership in 2018.

Well, no one put a gun to Kurt Cobain’s head eith— ooooh.

Good thing the people who join these legendary “angry mobs” neither watch CNN nor are influenced by them. 

And he’s not getting to feast off the Hawks, Nets, and Magic all season.

Lebron has been atrocious on D this year. He’s been a bit lazy these past few years hanging out on weak scorers and not giving help but now he’s getting beat one-on-one.

I think they’d both be able to play in each other’s era, but Jordan would probably be a 38-40 percent 3 pt shooter if he played today. And Lebron would’ve gone to the line like Karl Malone.

It’s almost like they have too many pieces to fit them all together. But it’s just a matter of time until Irving gets his usual knee injury and takes off after the All-Star game.

I hate that this proves that Kawhi was just a major major pissbaby last year instead of “not good” or “injured.”

Given all his concussions and too much Andy Reid exposure, does anyone expect him to keep track of time?