what is the actual call here?

Mara didn’t know Manning would reject the plan to start and play the first half only.

I would say 2-5. Don’t forget the Panthers kick-offed  OUT OF BOUNDS to account for most of that “game-winning drive.”

Montana, 4-0. Same logic by which Lebron will never surpass Jordan. Besides PEDs and sissy rule changes, being undefeated is perfect.

I so want to chop off those tiny, waving hands

wouldn’t you if your lavish salary depended on it?

The NBA simply has to commit to paying better G-League salaries. In a league paying $16 million a year to Mozgov, why are they paying less than half a million for an entire G-League roster?

Quality of competition is also MUCH higher in G-League. A third of the players are either former NBA players or about to be. All they have to figure out is the compensation— maybe a rookie contract where it’s acknowledged the first year is spent in the G-League. (The two-way contract is okay but it doesn’t really give…

Fifth in PER. Yep, he definitely sucks more than Pachulia.

“THIS GUY, he doesn’t monkey around with dead-clock interceptions.”

Politics is the wrestling match that gets the yahoos yelling at the ring and each other while the owners in the skybox are counting gate.

I strike every time I lay on the couch and binge on Saved by the Bell instead of work. That’ll show them.

If this came out today, he’d be a GOP frontrunner for 2020

True story. Somebody was talking about “Matt Stafford” and I was like, “who’s he?” for a moment. He’s a guy who will probably end up #5 in career passing yards and TDs and will end up as a “Let’s Remember Some Guys” guy.

“Here’s some money for the ‘Bulletproof Vests For Fleeing Black Motorists Who Have a Broken Taillight’ fund! Can that fit on a cleat?”- Goodell

The NBA is brilliant at nurturing distinct, individual stars while football still uses the “TEAM FIRST, NEXT MAN UP, HIDE INSIDE YOUR HELMET” ethos. I could walk past 99 percent of the NFL players and not even notice.

I quit fantasy football because I couldn’t put together a competitive team without adding rapists, wife beaters, or Trump supporters.

I don’t watch anything but the free online streaming games, but I’ve noticed players tend to run out of bounds or fall down with the ball in the open field now more than they used to. Guys intercepting the ball seem to run straight for the sideline now. I think there’s an awareness of not sacrificing your brain cells…

It’s not war until Draymond plucks Rondo’s grapes