Already prepping for his Good Kobe/Bad Kobe retirement tour.

It’s probably going to take all the players striking at the Final Four.

Because the NCAA and shoe companies started paying these guys’ families in grade school.

wow I didn’t know Heisman was such a scumbag. Fitting he’d be the brand name of NCAA football.

“You quit recording STATS? STATS?”

Complete list of McCain replacements who would be worse:

I like guys who stay imprisoned where they belong

Kind of makes you wonder what would happen if we could vote for merciful euthanasia

I’m fine with gladiatorial combat to the death, as long as we stop being hypocrites about it.

Refs subtly influence most games, and many times decide them. I don’t think there’s an intentional conspiracy. It just seems that after months of team training, weeks of game planning, and a lifetime of individual player craft development, some aluminum siding salesman comes in and makes a split-second judgment call…

Would be awesome if he ended up sentenced to the Chinese Basketball Association

G-League, instant payola, and shoe dealz

Depends on if he’s able to kneel imo

Will an alien anthropologist of the future ever wonder why each state’s highest-paid public employee led small armies of unpaid foot soldiers?

No, he’ll keep getting chances just because of the perception of value (#2 draft pick) as well as the hype. Even Anthony Bennett got multiple chances.

Hard to see lebron coming over for this.

He’s actually a pretty good defender, and Rubio shoots 83 percent from the line and is handsome, but other than that, ok.

Wait, you buy yourself rings and trophies when a team you root for wins something?

On my scorecard, Ibaka is the only one who didn’t get better.

“I wish I could quit you.”