I mean who wouldn’t dap up Reggie Bush? To go from High School straight to the NFL after a few years of not playing is an amazing feat.

The racial slurs are a little dubious. I find it hard to believe there was a person of color within a mile of the stadium.

With seven minutes to play, freshman running back Markese Stepp bulldozed a poor Ute for his first career touchdown.

Investigative team for every NCAA program.

“Here are your blindfolds, gentlemen. Now get out there and get to the bottom of this thing!”

I always laugh when colleges or professional teams say “their investigative team” like they have Columbo locked in their closet and they let him out just for times like this.

“Reggie Bush did not play for USC.”

Feels like a case where the few people with any power got together, laughed a little at the band geeks not being able to take some good old joshing around, and chalked it all up to “Boys will be boys and maybe this will help those nerds get some thicker skin.”

I dunno but we'll hear it from Rapoport in that many hours and one minute.

In football speak that means he’s “old school”.

sounds right.

We’ve all been there

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself