Everyone knows about the 1972 Dolphins ex-players celebrating the demise of the last undefeated team every year. Far fewer have heard about the Suicide Pact they made if the Dolphins were to ever finish a season 0-16. Let’s make this happen people.

They’ve been outscored 102-10 over two weeks. That’s terrible. I run an NFL survivor tournament where I work and I’m sure the Dolphins are going to be the team the majority pick against for a big portion for however long my tournament lasts.

Number one sign you have CTE:  You think your CTE is fixable.

Popeye’s chicken sandwich banners were sold out.

It would simplify this whole issue if the USOC merged with the NCAA. Then there would be just one venal amateur-athletic racket to take out into the desert and drop in a hole.

+1 for correctly referring to the venue as Pine Knob

I can see it now. Colts sign Kaepernick and Lloyd. They both kneel for the anthem. Then, their job being done, they retire at halftime.

Pictured, breakfast at the Rivers Estate:

Listen, that kid knew concussions were part of the deal when he signed the contract. He’s neck deep in orange slices and pizza parties, so what’s he got to complain about?

YEAAAAAAAAAH

That’s because it’s so common they’d never get anything done if they checked on all the kids who got laid out. There’d be no time for growth. No time for teaching. No time for going with your gut. No time for liking the cut of someone’s jib. No time to double-down. No time to fourth meal. No time to just do it. No…

It basically reserves your place to buy season tickets for a specific seat in the house. It’s the dumbest grift in all of professional sports, I had an acquaintance who went to the Falcons’ wine and dine and walked out laughing when they told him his previously $5k season tickets were now $50k+that $5k. There’s a…

I’m not letting my kid get a Participation in Concussion Drills trophy, man. He’s gotta earn his Concussion Champion trophy.

I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.

I’m thinking “set.......HUT” is his makin’ babies noise.

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.

If the Chargers can’t put a decent football team around him, then damnit, Philip Rivers is gonna make one.

He shot 39% from further than 8 feet away, so she might be okay.

“And starting at center for your Los Angeles Lakers...DWIIIIIIIIIGHT HOWAAAAAAAAARD!”