With a name like Cinderblock, it was destined to be one heavy cat. It’s like naming your daughter Kandi or Krystal, they’re gonna end up strippers.

Not sure why he’d ever want to come to this steaming pile of shit, SEC booster money is damn good. He’s better off waiting for Saban to retire and take that job. Though it would be nice to see him accept the Skins job and then change his mind, a la Josh McDaniels, just to fuck over Snyder.

Those inflatable floppy dudes would also accurately depict the legs of a Skins QB after a few games.

Don’t forget about the free orange slices from Michael Bradley’s mom at halftime!

In related news, immediately after his release from Dolphins suds slinging duty, Dan Snyder and Bruce Allen flew him back to DC on the team’s private jet, gave him the hard sell on how the Washington football team leads the league in fucking over fans for their gameday experience, and how’d he be a perfect fit based…

As one of several White Sox fans, we hope you make this an annual tradition.

Incompetent administrators at Iowa State and Iowa? What else would you expect from 2 schools whose annual rivalry “game” is called El Assico?  They’ve got standards to uphold.

CBS has decided to play this in a 30 second loop over the next 3 hours. Saves production money, approximates a typical AFC South matchup, and might draw more than 7 viewers. Though I’m not sure about that last part.

Gronk gets his 3 letter medical acronyms mixed up all the time. His doctor actually told him he was cured from his STD.  Silly Gronk.

Is this Nate Kaeding available?

Well that’s better than the “You like that?” Kirk Cousins screams at his wife.

Also, getting drilled by a flying object NOT from the stands is quite a behavioral improvement.  Philly fans have turned soft.

Getting booed by Philly fans? Yesterday’s news Chris.

I vote for Arsenic. None of faux European naming conventions, but all of the half-assed attempts at fielding a competitive squad..

“What’s that?  Playoffs?  Don’t talk about playoffs.  You kidding me?  Playoffs?

Ketchup on beef? This is by far the most offensive comment in this thread.

Bills fans are feverishly working to get this buffalo to Buffalo in time for the first home game tailgate.  

I didn’t know it was April Fools Day. 

“and a sense that he is fundamentally unserious.”